:: Men are like place mats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
:: Men are like mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
:: Men are like government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
:: Men are like parking spots.
The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
:: Men are like lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
:: Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
:: Men are like high heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
:: Men are like curling irons.
They're always hot and they're always in your hair.
:: Men are like miniskirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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