big fat *rse

i hate sitting around like animals waiting to be slaughtered...
why cant they spare me the pain and present me my death roll..
at least give me an indication...
so i could waste no time in taking my life away....
retribution is it not?

1/3 of 2006 have already past..
and im still here uncertain of my future...
imagine a life without the certs..
oh god!
im in deep shit...
so an alternative would be me resorting to making babies instead..legally of course!!
what do you think?!

2 of e pantatz male counterpart are serving the nation now..
and one of them happen to be in the same bunk with hewhoishallnotname...
not that im shocked/suprised...
i knew that bound to happen..
heh~
so predictable~
so lets not carry on shall we?

my lil green man is still stuck in camp...
sleepin on the phone right now..
hurhurhurhur!!!
oh! you sleepyhead!!
3more days to your special day!!!
yeay!!
okay lets save the sappy moments...
and spare whoever whos reading this pukey session...

//come home tomorrow will you?