3 guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi, I'm Peter not a saint.
The girl replied: Hi! I'm Mary not a Virgin.
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Virgin male on his honeymoon phoned
his mom asking what to do.
MOM: Put your biggest thing on her hairiest thing.
SON: OK. I got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
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OLD MAN: Can you give me an erection?
FAITH HEALER: I can make the blind see, make
the lame walk and I can even cure cancer,
but I'm sorry I cannot raise the dead.
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2 employees were caught naked and having
sèx in the office by the guard.
GUARD: Aha! Violating company rules!
GUARD: Not wearing uniforms.
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Q: What is the difference between Biology and Sociology?
A: If the baby looks like the father, that is biology.
If he looks like the neighbor, that's sociology.
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A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sèx?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
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A camel and an elephant met.
The elephant asked the camel
"Why do you have your breasts on your back?"
The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of
modesty replies. "What a silly question from
someone who has a dick on his face"
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